It's all in the shoes
After being off work for 4 months, the first thing I noticed when I went back is that when you go to the restroom and there is a smell bad enough to make you run out screaming and gasping for air even though you can't because you have 2 minutes to pee before your next call, when you get in your stall and glance under the stall (you know you do it!) you always see "sensible shoes". Why is this? Is it fat women who eat like crap? Is it old women with old bowels? Whatever it is, I'm glad that I still wear hot cute shoes!